Anyone new to Capitol Hill has to get to know a big group of people right away, and with 535 members of Congress, plus non-voting delegates and Puerto Rico's resident commissioner all roaming the halls, getting all their names right is no easy feat.
There are some names, however, you just absolutely should never mangle. If you do, you'll look like a rube, and if we find out about it at HOH, we'll make fun of you, too. So we present the inaugural edition of HOH Name Game, a public service we'll provide to help navigate Congress' most challenging names. Many thanks to our friends at the CQ Members desk, who make such a PSA possible.